Monday, June 25, 2012

The Disastrous Wedding

Hey Guys its been a while since you last see me...

My god I totally need to blog about this... Because I went to my friend's wedding yesterday and it was a FREAKING DISASTER !!!!!!

I was one of the emcee for the day... I thought it would be very fun and everything would be dammm perfect...

BUT I WAS WRONG!!!



Okay you cannot say that Me and my friend (emcee2) very lousy ah..

We really did our best liao but its the MANAGEMENT PROBLEM... I AM SERIOUS..

I shall not disclose the company's name later they sue me. LOL

Okay anyway before I begin I shall show you some photos before the wedding..

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I shall start off with a beautiful photo of the wife..
(She is Ashley, My Secondary school friend) Ah 我们都是老同学了...

Sounds so wrong..

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She seems so happy hor?

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Girls make up so MESSY one!!

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This one even happier than the bride! LOL She is like (MY DAUGHTER FINALLY GET MARRIED) LOL

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It was showing the ghost movie.. Local one

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Which to wear leh ?

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This one also not bad LOL

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Spot where we will be seating!!

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The hair that me and jing made for her NICE HOR LOL

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Then she want come hao lian a bit with the hair!

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This one the hair is done by me LOL

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Like that lol my master piece.. *vomit blood* HAHAH

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She was wearing the swarosvki crystal necklace that i bought for her years ago LOL

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Our Emcee script! HAHAH

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Ah finally a photo of myself LOL

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See see see proof of doing her hair LOL

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One more me!

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Me again ! LOL

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I look freaking old la..

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Our height really got a difference LOL

Actually that's almost all the photos with my face de liao cos the rest were taken by my friend..


AND THE PHOTOS LOOKED HORRIBLE



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Hahah the bride was like - I am the chioest bride in the world ~~

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FIRST PHOTO TAKEN WHEN PROBLEM CAME UP..

The hotel last min told us that there wasn't the box where people can put their Angbaos in one..

WHERE CAN LIKE THAT????



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Okay lol so we went ahead without the box.. too last min le.. Should have used the tissue box instead oh ~

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Emcees of the day ! YAY!

THEN DENG DENG DENG !!

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BRIDE FOUND

LOL

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My friend took all these photos one... DOTS..

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Bride requested a candid shot ! ROFL

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Then the Jing and Bride...

BTW, MY FRIEND WHO TOOK THE PHOTOS IS THAT JING ON THE LEFT !!

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The bride and seow. the emcee 2!

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And This is the bride and one more girl I DONO HER NAME XP


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We went in to prepare..

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The stage LOL



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We are hardworking okay!!

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Test Mic.. LOL

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Double Confirming ..

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The Solemnizer(dono how to spell) came..

THAT TWO PERSON AREN'T THE MARRIED COUPLE HOR IS ME AND THE ANOTHER EMCEE LOL

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We were tying the ribbon..

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Then suddenly a lot of people coming in liao..

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Stress ah !!

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They sat patiently..

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Asking people to stand up LOL


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DANG DANG DANG They came in because we summoned them ROFL

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Everything went on softly.. For awhile only...

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Preparing to say 'I DO' LOL

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OMG SIGN LIAO SIGN LIAO

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Still very happy.

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Kiss liao MUAHAHAHA

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OKAY.. FROM HERE ONWARDS...... EVERYTHING WENT EXTREMELY WRONG...

BECAUSE OF WHAT? COMMUNICATION ERROR AND LACK OF PREPARATIONS..



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If you look at the photo.. They were happily caking the cake. But you know what went wrong before that?

I told the wedding planner that after they sign the wedding thing.. They will be going on to do the cake cutting CEREMONY. RIGHT IMMEDIATELY AFTER..


BUT THE WEDDING PLANNER DIDN'T TELL THE NEWLY WED..

So they came down from the stage... and head BACK.. I stopped them and said don't come down but the bride just came down and asked me to carry on with my script..

Which was the cake cutting ceremony..

I THOUGHT THERE WAS A CHANGE OF PLANS..


SO I SAID ' NOW, THE WEDDING COUPLE WILL CAKE THE CAKE, LETS WISH THEM BLAH BLAH BLAH '

THE MOMENT THE BRIDE HEARD THAT SHE WAS STUNNED. AND LIKE WTF I WENT DOWN ALREADY...

Then i was like Why nobody told them? AGRH THANKS AH WEDDING PLANNER..

So they cut the cake without anyone cheering or clapping because it was RATHER AWKWARD...

We then proceed to eating..

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First dish (Not I take one)

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Still the first dish LOL

The newly wed went back to change their outfits..

Then We were worried because the event was going WAY WAY WAY WEIRD AND AWKWARD EVERYONE WAS TALKING TO THEMSELVES.

No music were played etc... They never prepared WEDDING MUSIC FOR US..

And the wedding planner told us that ITS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO BRING OUR OWN TRACKS..

BUT THEY NEVER TOLD US ANYTHING ABOUT IT BEFORE THAT..


HEY. ITS THEIR FIRST TIME EH! And the wedding planner's Don't know how many times le...



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They went to change the second outfit.. Look at them they looked so unhappy already..

Then we were last min planning to change everything..


EVERYTHING WAS PLANNED LAST MIN.. BECAUSE NO BODY TOLD US WHAT TO DO AND THE WEDDING PLANNER EXPECTED US TO DO EVERYTHING ALREADY..

How we know siol? OUR FIRST TIME TOO LEH...

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They served the 5th dish.. AND STIL THE ATMOSPHERE WASN'T RIGHT..

I thought that we ruined the wedding but we weren't prepared and we DIDN'T KNOW THAT WE SHOULD PREPARE..

SO FROM HERE ON...


WE PLANNED EVERYTHING USING OUR LAST MIN BRAINSTORM..

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Okay they were looking at me because they were waiting LOL..

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Finally see their happy faces for a moment LOL

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Then we summoned people to come up.. ( all last min plan LOL)

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We were playing !!

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We forced them to kiss LOL

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Then stopped them from questioning like they were prisoners LOL

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Haha the moment we asked the groom to act out the time when he asked the bride to marry him..

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You can truly tell that they were a bit nervous and shy..


Well... ALTHOUGH EVERYTHING DIDN'T WENT WELL...

I want to thank Ashley for giving me the opportunity to be an Emcee and host the event although we did a better bad SHIT JOB.. LOL

Thank my partner Seow for being so 'Hou chu qu' at the last moment wearing her 5'inch heels walking here and there!!

I shall end this post with a nice photo

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24th June 2012 the day that they got married!

Ashley & Edward wishing you all the best in the future and hope GOOD NEWS will be up soon ! HAHAHA

Stay-tuned OH!

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