Photoshop..

Hey guys its been a while since you last see me!

I've been wanting to do this blog post.... FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME ALREADY...

I mean like... AGRH... After I've seen a particular article from Stomp.sg

So It goes like this, saying that these girls have anime-like eyes... I remembered that there was 1 article, particularly about the same girl that I'm about to post saying that her "NATURAL" Big eyes are REAL... Because she took a VIDEO, AND ALSO HAVING BIG EYES...


My god.. CAN'T YOU TELL THAT ITS PHOTOSHOPPED?? Yes her eyes are BIG IN VIDEOS TOO BUT NOT AS BIG AS THESE :



So you tell me your EYES are SOOOOOO FUCKING HUMONGOUS, AND ... YOUR FACE IS $#@#^&

Okay first lets not talk about your V-SHAPED FACE...

Your nose.. My god. Its either you FAIL IN PUTTING ON MAKE UP. OR YOU TOTALLY FAIL IN PHOTOSHOP..

Ohwell. I know that with make up you can make your nose straighter.... But I didn't know that it could make your face so SHARP ....

Your eyes, You clicked bloat how many times you tell me?

AND THAT FREAKING V SHAPED FACE...


WHY CAN'T ANYONE JUST NOTICE THAT ITS AN EPIC FAIL IN PHOTOSHOP? MY GOODNESS



Its totally Impossible to have a face shape like that. Unless you fail in plastic surgery la. but in this case IT IS ULTIMATELY -

PHOTOSHOP FAILURE

So If you tell me that that V SHAPED FACE ISN'T PHOTOSHOP..

SO TELL ME HOW IS SHE GOING TO LOOK LIKE FROM THE SIDE?

Like this?



So please tell me... HOW DO YOU SPEAK OR TALK?

Like this ?



Okay no need to think so much liao...


CONFIRM IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR PHOTOSHOP SKILLS...

Or perhaps you think that this weird anatomy of your face is beautiful...

Oh well....



HA. HA. HA. You call this BEAUTIFUL?

I CALL THIS .

A FAIL

So I wonder how you CHEW THINGS IN REAL LIFE WITH THAT SHAPE FACE..

My god.. Its obviously photoshop failure la.. EVEN ANOREXIC PEOPLE DON'T HAVE A SHARP FACE LIKE THAT...



See! look at the line at the side of her face...

THIS IS NO PHOTOSHOP.. HER FACE SHAPE.. GOT V LIKE YOURS SI BO???

Okay la but there's WORSE KIND..



KAWAII NEH..

NEH YOUR FUCKING HEAD AH. SO ER XIN.. Your eyes bloat 100times huh? YOUR FACE REDUCED HOW MANY BONES?

AGRH. FORGET ABOUT SPEAKING THE LEGS, THIGH AND OF COS THE HANDS...

LOOK AT HER HANDS TO HER ARMS PROPORTION..

ITS TOTALLY WRONG.....


I really don't know why.. why some people photoshop until like that and think that its nice and correct.....
HHAIIISS


But in an case..




ISN'T THIS SO MUCH BETTER?

You don't need to have a OVER PHOTOSHOPPED BIG EYES...

YOU DONT NEED TO HAVE A OVER PHOTOSHOPED V SHAPED FACE....




BUT YOU STILL LOOK GOOD WHAT?


So why photoshop yourself until so weird.... AND I CAN TELL THAT ACTUALLY SOME PEOPLE FIND IT WEIRD BUT DON'T KNOW WHETHER IS IT TRUE OR NOT....


Okay la.. I see until I blood boil leh LOL

CANNOT STAND IT WHEN PEOPLE PHOTOSHOP UNTIL SO FAKE...

This article was read a while ago. But I really TA BU LEH TA HAN ...

STOMP ARTICLE


Okay I shall end now Hope you get some tips and don't be fooled by this kind of people and think that such people exist.... Or well.. MAYBE.. IN PHOTOSHOP.

Okay

Credits * Stomp.sg for the photos
* Google photo

See you and byebye :)